INCOMING

ACHAACK! ASTRUL DI HAVUC'ER!!!!

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Join teh Lucker or stay wanted and eventually die. Seems I didn't hev much of e choice here. I don't want to end my lung life just yet.
Bein a Harpy I approxematelyh live 300 Earth solar rotations. Crazeh right? But after a while of hunting fer the Lockeh I must admit this is actually some kind of fuhn.

Oh god not HER

I'm so sorry for this sudden transetion. Lousy writer completely furgot that there is another Hunter in town.


I broke the furth wall didn't I? I'm so sorry agen...


Well ectually I'm not ehehehe. I em Domino, another Locker Hunter; its what thes whole damn thing is about anyways. But I didn't start as your little fishy friend. No, theh essholes at the Lockeh gave me a choice.

Adding Jin to the Pokedex

What the fuck just happened.
-I just did my job..
Argh!
-You don't believe me?
Fuck you! >:C

What the Hell is This

Target Grid: Located.

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Alright then, Sorry for this..
-Yeah I'm sorry too.
What?




ACK!!!

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There. Now we're even.
-I'm not done yet!
Oh yes you are, I forgot I just killed the guy who ordered me wanted. So finishing your mission is useless.
-I heard nothing about that.
*sigh* Look pal, I was put up wanted by the fucking Mobs; Mafia. The guys who are my sworn nemesis. I kill them for pleasure, the nasty fucktards. And what to they do?! Spread the rumor I KILL innocent people!
-Well you did kill innocent Hunters...
Exactly, and that's why I want to let you live. I made a terrible mistake, killing your colleages of.
-You know this change of heart isn't going to change my point of view right.
Do you even have one...
-No.

The Cake is a Lie...

Easy as Cake

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Aim for the Wings

WHAT THE?!
-I thought you would be faster....
YOU MOTHERFUCKER! Now youre gonna get it!
-At least you won't fly away anymore, hehe.
AARRGHHHH!!!

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You lousy hunters get smaller every time I got rid of one!
-You sound a bit too femine for a 'he'.
That's because I'm a woman asshole.. Now get gone if you consider your life worthy. I'm done with your kind today.
-Ah very well, I'm pretty fussed up with your kind as well. Now if you just come with me we wont have to shed any carnage.
...How stupid do you think I am?!
-Urgh.. ok then, the hard way.

Hold it!

What a terrible day, why did the fuckass even put me up wanted. No way I killed innocent people. I didnt even touch women and children! They never fucking understand.
-HEY YOU! HOLD IT!!!

Oh no....

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The Locker said nothing about him being able to fly... Great..

Zap baby Zap!

NOOOOOO AARRGHH!!

-Yes baby! YOU DESERVED THIS SHIT!!

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Please! I can explain!

-I'd love to hear your desperate attempt...

Look, I was forced to put you up wanted!!!

-Really.. that sounds completely idiotic.

If I didn't you would continue slay all these innocent people!

-....oh god, please. You only made my day even better. Those hunters were a piece of cake. They didn't even try to fucking kill me. And secondly, I do not kill innocent people.

....Then.... then I made a grave mistake! I shall immedeatly remove the order

-Dont fucking kid me! Now my face is up they will always hunt me! Not that I mind... but you wont live the day they will catch me!

No! Please have mercy!

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Let's make this happen!

New Target

-Here are the details. The whereabouts of Jin are simple, as he's seen in town on this moment. Succesfully killing other Hunters right as we speak...

That's... such a pity, but why do you guys want and extremely dangerous creature alive? It makes no sense, I can better kill him.

-There is no reason for you to ask questions on your objectives.

Geez fine, already glad I dont get to baby sit small criminals anymore.

-Any more objections?

No, I'm at it.

New Mission

Yes?

-Already recovered from your last mission Grid?

There wasn't much to recover from sir.

-Excellent, then I got a new one for ye. This bastard killed a number of other hunters. So you're my last Resort Grid.

Its that yellow dragon thing I heard people speaking about?

-Yes, yes it is. Oh and please... put on some clothes next time we talk.

Heh, whatever.

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Ah, it seems they need me again.

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But there is one thing in which I can hate the Locker. They try to make their hunters soulless robots. Not being allowed to have any dreams or goals. They believe those dreams can corrupt us. Not being able to come up their high standards.


I still have a dream though, its a pretty cheesy one actually. One that will probably never happen: To swim with a mermaid.

My ID

By my birth my parents couldn't give me the life they wanted me to have. So they sold me to the Locker.
The Locker trained me, together with others. And once I was ready, they gave me the title and mark of the Bounty Hunter. Not only a mark, but also a convenient ID tag.


I think my parents made the right decision, I really enjoy my life. I praise what the Locker gives me in return for all my work.

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There, thats one critter less. Like.... a billion more to go..
Better get some rest.

Introducing Myself

I forgot to properly introduce myself..


You can call me Grid.

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He didn't even see it coming.

Just a Target

Today we have a very normal target on the list, a quite boring one actually. And having to kill it doesnt add to suspense.
Better end this quickly..

Damage per Second

An everyday job; catching or killing people...

So much better than sitting in a stinky office. At least, to me it is, as I am a born Bounty Hunter.


And you can take that literally.