Now you shut up and listen to me, before I lose my fucking temper!
-Ack!!
This world-No, This existance is on the verge of destruction!
For years I prepared!!! I travelled billions of light yea-no.. DECADES, around in fucking Time and Space just to find the person who could tell me what the fuck is going on!
She told me where to go and what to do! Not to just come here and get bullied by a fucking paradox version of myself!!!
So Miss. Celeb! You are going to do what I say, or I'm going to kick your ass to all edges of existence and back!
-What can I possibly do?! I'm nothing compared to you and your godly powers!
*sigh* I thought this was going to be easy.. BUT NOOOOOOO... Don't you remember, you dumb whale?!
YOU are supposed to protect me from getting killed! So follow my ass around and make sure it stays nice and pink!!! OR ELS-
-Yeah yeah, ass kicking around existence.... But..
BUT WHAT?
-I can't just leave here! I have a profession! A mouth to feed!
Are you stupid?! I CONTROL FUCKING TIME.
-Oh yeah..
Understood everything?!
-Yeah yeah! I'll come! Just don't hurt me!!
My god! I can't believe we were once the same person!!!
-So it's true!
Then stop acting like you don't know what's going on!
-Jesus fuck! Give me a little break here! I was into thi-your shit YEARS ago!
Zero, holy shit. What the fuck is this abomination?!
-Excuse me?!
Uh?
-This is the most horrible cosplay of me I've ever seen!
What?! Why would I cosplay you?!
-Because I'm awesome, that's why. But next to your crappy outfit, you pretty much nailed the hair..
Are you kidding me?! You must be the ego centric bitch I've ever met! And we have BARELY met!
-I am seriously offended by your presence.
I am seriously offended by the fact you are me!
-Oh! So that's what this is about! An insane woman who thinks she is me! Look people, it's the new form of stalking!
Yeah, let me be the hipster stalker. Did it before it was cool- OF COURSE NOT!!!
-YEAH?
YEAH!
Why did I totally expect this to happen..
-Even with herself Noah manages to create drama.
Wait, are you telling me this bitch is actually me?!
-Yes Ma.
Yes Noah, this bitch is actually you. So ACTUALLY, you're offending yourself.
-NO YOU ARE!!!
I'm confused.
-I tried..
Congrats Ma!
-Yeah, Congratulations on your victory Noah Green..
Holy shit! Look what the cat dragged in!
-Uhm..
FUCK BUDDY!!!!
-Oh Noah.. no please, Shit.. NOT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE!
I knew it! I knew you two were together!
-NOT ANYMORE, THAT WAS YEARS AGO. EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET THE FUCK OUT!!!
Haha, he completely flips out. He didn't change a bit.
SHIT! Just, just don't make it more awkward. I'm not here for YOU!
Really? That's a shame. Everyone comes for me!
Ma, there's someone else for you.
Oh, who?
-Greetings!
Oh god.
let this be the first of many Carraca's.
Shit..
-As I said, my Gladiator is what you could call.. invincible. Not even your own brother could get the job done.
Yeah you know, just.. Fuck you Silvester.
-That's still Count Serena for you, Mr. Carraca.
*grunt*
-Let's head back to Morasia shall we..
I'm not your bitch, Serena. I have bussiness back on Caracasta.
-Don't you think about revenge Carraca, like last time.
I am not! Just.. just Aufhah'rha yu'rtsuha!
-Farewell then, Mr. Carraca. Until next time..
Champion! You have fought very well! And proved us why you are the Champion once again!
Now! The audience wants to see blood! Give the people what they want, Champion!
-As they wish..
No! Please have mercy!
-Sorry Krako... just... answer me one question.
What the fuck do you want?!
-Your last name.
Carraca...
-Then I'm glad I have the oppurtunity to kill you. In front of many, MANY eyes.
There seems to be some sort of paradox going on. This Noah I met, seems to be from the past.
-Alright, but.. why?
I don't know yet. She doesn't want to tell. Se keeps saying that one day I will find out.
-Uh.. Ok. Why does she want to speak Ma?
I don't know that either, but we'll soon find out I guess.
Did your mother act strange lately? Or something else I should know?
-Well, nothing really!
Did she tell you about her past? Before she got you?
-Now you say so! She did yesterday! She was all serious about it. Really odd!
Ah, your mother seems to be smarter than I thought. She probably saw this coming.
-Wow! So it's true! Was Ma really a human one day?!
Yes.
KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL!
-Oh, seems the fight is over!
Yeah Ma! You got him now!
-Camo Green?
WOW WHAT THE-
-Huh, you've grown quite some inches.
ZERO! Oh my god! HUGZ!!!
-No.
Oh.. ok.. How did you get in here actually..
-The door.
...Did the guards get away again?! ARR-
-Someone wants to speak Noah after the fight.
Oh.. that's no problem! Who is it?
-Noah Green.
Hahaha, oh Zero I'm laughing my ass off!
-I'm dead serious kid.
...Oh.. Wait what.
And light enough to throw you away like this!
-AUUGHHH
Now Krako.. Now it is up to the audience to decide over your destiny. Not the fighter... The most important rule of the Gladiator!
Your species; the Carast, are very light in weight. Light enough for me to hold you up like this!
-Urgghhh
Knowing your opponent is the key to be a good fighter, Krako.
-AAAAAUUUUUHHHH!!!!
You're not a melee fighter, which makes your wrists fragile. As I said; stop throwing those stupid gay fans of yours! Throwing shit around doesn't make you strong!
The one underestimating, is you Krako.
-!!!
Let me show you why I'm the Champion.
Time for your blood to join the walls!
-Urgh.. Buddy, I'm sorry to crush your dream. But the audience will decide over life or death.
Look at all the fucks I'm giving!
-You'll regret that..
SHUT UP!!!
Oh Noah.. you piece of shi-
-Excuse me?
You should... stop sneaking up on people like that.
-I told you we would meet again Zero..
Fine, be oblivious like that.
-You know Noah as a personal friend right?
Why you wanna know?
-Could you arrange an appointment with her after her fight?
If she still lives, I could yeah.
-Don't worry, she'll be victorious.
Not with this shitty act she's playing!
-Well the crowd seems to like it.
*sigh* Get to the West entrance once the fight is over and I meet you there.
-Thank you Zero.
